Commands (Discord)

The following is a guide to Zaphyr's Discord commands (for IRC, see here). There are others, and more will be added below as these get documented. Custom responses are available for when Zaphyr says hi, goodbye and goodnight.

Note: You can use full stops instead of commas. Also remember that some commands have timeouts, if Zaphyr doesn't reply to a command you recently issued, please wait a minute and try again.

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Help and Greetings

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,helpZaphyr: help,commands,doc

See who Zaphyr is and get a link to this website.

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@Zaphyr

Get Zaphyr to say your name!

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(hi|hello|hey|morning|afternoon|evening) Zaphyr

Say hi to Zaphyr.

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(bye|goodbye|cya) Zaphyr

Say goodbye to Zaphyr.

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(night|goodnight) Zaphyr

Say goodnight to Zaphyr.

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(thanks|thank you|cheers) Zaphyr

Say thanks to Zaphyr.

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(i love you|love you|you are awesome|you're awesome) Zaphyr

Say you love Zaphyr!

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hail Zaphyr

Hail Zaphyr!

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(wb|welcome back) Zaphyr

Welcome back Zaphyr!

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Zaphyr o/

Wave at Zaphyr

Conversation, Messages and Reminders

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,in <time> <msg>

displays a msg after the given time has elapsed.

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,at <time> <msg>

displays a msg at the given time.

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,ask

ask Zaphyr a yes or no question, and he'll respond randomly with yes or no. Also if you give him a list of items separated by 'or' he'll randomly choose one of them.

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,tlhob

same as the Ask command but in Klingon; Zaphyr will respond with HIja' or ghobe'.

Actions

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,bap <nick>,bap <@mention>

Zaphyr will bap nick

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,chill <nick>,chill <@mention>

Zaphyr will provide a soothing message or action to nick

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,dance <nick>,dance <@mention>

Zaphyr will dance with nick

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,glitter <nick>,glitter <@mention>,glitterbomb <nick>,glitterbomb <@mention>

Zaphyr will glitterbomb nick

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,heal <nick>,heal <@mention>,rez <nick>,rez <@mention>

Zaphyr will heal nick

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,hug <nick>,hug <@mention>

Zaphyr will hug nick

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,huggle <nick>,huggle <@mention>

Zaphyr will poke huggle

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,kiss <nick>,kiss <@mention>

Zaphyr will kiss nick

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,nom <nick>,nom <@mention>

Zaphyr will nom nick

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,poke <nick>,poke <@mention>

Zaphyr will poke nick

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,snow <nick>,snow <@mention>

Zaphyr will throw a snowball at nick

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,snuggle <nick>,snuggle <@mention>

Zaphyr will poke snuggle

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,assassinate <nick>,assassinate <@mention>,bump <@mention>,bump <@mention>

Zaphyr will assassinate nick... but will she?

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,kill <nick>,kill <@mention>,slaughter <nick>,slaughter <@mention>,massacre <nick>,massacre <@mention>

Zaphyr will kill nick... but will she?

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,shoot <nick>,shoot <@mention>

Zaphyr will shoot nick... but will she?

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,slap <nick>,slap <@mention>

Zaphyr will slap nick... but will she?

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,stab <nick>,stab <@mention>

Zaphyr will stab nick... but will she?

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,throttle <nick>,throttle <@mention>

Zaphyr will throttle nick... but will she?

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,throw <nick>,throw <@mention>

Zaphyr will throw nick... but will she?

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,farm

a random farm animal noise

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,baa,sheep

a sheep noise

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,cluck,chicken

a chicken noise

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,cock

a cockerel noise

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,glub,fish

a fish noise

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,moo,cow

a cow noise

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,meow,cat

a cat noise

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,oink,pig

a pig noise

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,woof,dog

a dog noise

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,ow

ow!

Games

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,cah

Start a game of Cards Against Humanity with Zaphyr. Click above to see more.

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,poker

Start a game of Texas HoldEm Poker with Zaphyr. Click above to see more.

Time, Location and Weather

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,beats

get the current Internet time in Swatch beats.

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,t,t <timezone>

get the current time in GMT or in the provided timezone.

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,tock

return the time from the USNO Master Clock.

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,countdown <yr> <mth> <day>,cd <yr> <mth> <day>

displays length of time until or since date specified. Use full format in arguments, e.g. 2013 07 22

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,easter <year>

displays the date for Easter for a given year.

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,nws <zip/county>,nws-more <zip/county>

query NOAA for warnings, watches or advisories for a given US ZIP code or US county, state pair.

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,weather <city, country>,open_weather <city, country>,opw <city, country>

country is optional; displays weather information from Open Weather of the selected city.

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,windchill <temp> <wind speed>,wc <temp> <wind speed>

shows Windchill in F.

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,advent

show the current day's advent calendar entry; only works in December!

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,advent <no>,advent<yr> <no>

show a previous day's advent calendar entry, replacing the number with the day you want to be replaced; years include 13, 14 and 15, and without a year offers 2016.