The following is a guide to Zaphyr's Discord commands (for IRC, see here). There are others, and more will be added below as these get documented. Custom responses are available for when Zaphyr says hi, goodbye and goodnight.
Note: You can use full stops instead of commas. Also remember that some commands have timeouts, if Zaphyr doesn't reply to a command you recently issued, please wait a minute and try again.
Help and Greetings
See who Zaphyr is and get a link to this website.
Get Zaphyr to say your name!
Say hi to Zaphyr.
Say goodbye to Zaphyr.
Say goodnight to Zaphyr.
(thanks|thank you|cheers) Zaphyr
Say thanks to Zaphyr.
(i love you|love you|you are awesome|you're awesome) Zaphyr
Say you love Zaphyr!
(wb|welcome back) Zaphyr
Welcome back Zaphyr!
Wave at Zaphyr
Conversation, Messages and Reminders
,in <time> <msg>
displays a msg after the given time has elapsed.
,at <time> <msg>
displays a msg at the given time.
ask Zaphyr a yes or no question, and he'll respond randomly with yes or no. Also if you give him a list of items separated by 'or' he'll randomly choose one of them.
same as the Ask command but in Klingon; Zaphyr will respond with HIja' or ghobe'.
Zaphyr will bap nick
Zaphyr will provide a soothing message or action to nick
Zaphyr will dance with nick
Zaphyr will glitterbomb nick
Zaphyr will heal nick
Zaphyr will hug nick
Zaphyr will poke huggle
Zaphyr will kiss nick
Zaphyr will nom nick
Zaphyr will poke nick
Zaphyr will throw a snowball at nick
Zaphyr will poke snuggle
Zaphyr will assassinate nick... but will she?
Zaphyr will kill nick... but will she?
Zaphyr will shoot nick... but will she?
Zaphyr will slap nick... but will she?
Zaphyr will stab nick... but will she?
Zaphyr will throttle nick... but will she?
Zaphyr will throw nick... but will she?
a random farm animal noise
a sheep noise
a chicken noise
a cockerel noise
a fish noise
a cow noise
a cat noise
a pig noise
a dog noise
Time, Location and Weather
get the current Internet time in Swatch beats.
get the current time in GMT or in the provided timezone.
return the time from the USNO Master Clock.
,countdown <yr> <mth> <day>
,cd <yr> <mth> <day>
displays length of time until or since date specified. Use full format in arguments, e.g. 2013 07 22
displays the date for Easter for a given year.
query NOAA for warnings, watches or advisories for a given US ZIP code or US county, state pair.
,weather <city, country>
,open_weather <city, country>
,opw <city, country>
Displays weather information from Open Weather of the selected city. Optional: country.
,windchill <temp> <wind speed>
,wc <temp> <wind speed>
shows Windchill in F.
show the current day's advent calendar entry; only works in December!
,advent <yr> <no>
show a previous day's advent calendar entry, replacing the number with the day you want to be replaced; years include 13, 14 and 15, and without a year offers 2016.
Words, Numbers, Currency and Colours
Calculator using Wolfram Alpha, for calculations and conversions.
Calculator using Sympy Gamma, for calculations.
,rand <num> <num>
Randomly picks a number between the two points. One number can be provided and Zaphyr will assume the other bound is 0.
Rolls dice of your choosing; needs to be in the notation xdy, where x is the number of dice, and y is the number of sides. Example: 1d20. You can roll multiple dice by using spaces, example: 1d20 2d6. You can +/- numbers off dice rolls, example: 1d20+4.
Returns the definition of a word using Wiktionary.
Searching the Web
Return information about
Points, Quotes and Polls
Adds a quote to the internal quote database.
,addquoteof <nick> <quote>
,addquoteof <@mention> <quote>
Adds a quote to the internal quote database, referencing it to user.
Retrieve a quote. Optional: number provides for a specific quote number, otherwise a random quote is provided.
Retrieve a quote with a unique identifier to get the exact one you want. QID's are displayed in the bottom left of the footer in square brackets. Useful as quotes can sometimes get reordered.